Diaper Roulette

Day 40

Connor poops about once a day now, but when it happens, it’s epic. You will first hear the thunderous wet fart. I imagine what follows is like a volcano of melted chocolate erupting. The result is a diaper bursting at the seams with gooey mustard poop.

We’re told that it’s normal for the frequency of poops to reduce once baby is around one month old, so Connor’s right on schedule. The thing is, when feeding on a strict breast milk diet, the poops don’t really smell and sometimes you’re not within earshot when it happens, so you never know when you’ll hit the jackpot with the lucky diaper change.